Carry On My Wayward Son

now i’ve just started coming up with my own renamed book titles to amuse myself

the grapes of irritation
the big fuzzy cat with the loud meow, the magical lady, and that thing you put your clothes in
the important guy with the shiny thing on his finger (book one)
the two really tall buildings (book two)
the time that guy with the crown came back (book three)
harry potter and that cup of bright light that hurts when you touch it
(the really lame book about) the time between day and night
a story about two places (that nobody bothers to read or care about)
fighting and not fighting
tiny females
that book everybody thinks is named after the monster but it’s really named after the guy who created it
the hidden place full of plants, trees, and flowers
the guy who tries to capture you in a type of bread
the place where you either have to stop walking or start to walk on the grass (hint: this one’s a poetry book)
the anywhen contraption
the house in the woods that belongs to my family member thomas
the tiny dwelling on the plains (in the middle of nowhere) (and all 4849583975974 of its sequels)
the native american in the cabinet
a tiny royal girl

I seriously could keep going. But i’ll stop ~~and just add to it when something else occurs to me. why do i keep thinking of these~~

caspock:

wallmakerrelict:

neraiutsuze:

underetsunbitch:

lanuminga:

baklavagina:

osamas-turban:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china

the ok depression

The pale red letter

to injure a mockingbird

the mild afternoon strolls of tom sawyer

The elected representative of a ring.

fairly decent omens

the peckishness games

The passable hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.

The big fuzzy cat with the loud meow, the magical lady, and that thing you put your clothes in

ten-points-to-dumbledore:

I think i’d about die laughing…

(via steampunk-avatar)

(via fuckyeahdestielwillneverdie)

(Source: lovelylops, via mollysfandomcomplex)

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china

the ok depression

the grapes of irritation

(via tickle-me-misha)

67chevrolet:

What if John Winchester’s storage unit ended up on Storage Wars

(via amanda-anda)

You’re from a whole other world, a different dimension.
You open my eyes and I’m ready to go, lead me into the light.

(Source: cloysterbell, via casinthetardis)

virginiachance:

TOP 5 DONNA NOBLE SCENES #1 | asked by passrevoked
[See also: top 5 donna quotes | tag essays ]

That’s the choice, Donna. It’s Pompeii or the world… If Pompeii is destroyed, then it’s not just history - it’s me. I make it happen… Vesuvius exploded with the force of twenty-four nuclear bombs. Nothing can survive it. Certainly not us.

The last thing I was expecting to feel in just the second episode of Donna’s run as a regular companion is All The Feelings. But this beautiful, impeccably acted scene pretty much sums up everything I love about Donna Noble and her relationship with the impossible, skinny spaceman who inadvertently kidnapped her on her wedding day. She is so brave here, and so compassionate: how many people would, in all sincerity, react the way she does when told that she’s not going to survive a cataclysmic explosion that would set the universe on the right course? You can see it in the Doctor’s face too - ‘Never mind us’, Donna says - and he always knew that he only takes the best, but it’s at this precise moment that he realises just how very true that is of Donna.

And that’s not enough beautiful character and relationship development for one scene, oh no - because Donna then goes on to tell the Doctor, without saying a single word, that she understands now what it really means to be the last of the Time Lords, what it means to carry with him in his everyday life the weight and burden of so many lives and so much guilt. She doesn’t just stand there and watch him take on another load of guilt as he changes history. No, she takes it upon herself to share his burden and the pain that comes with the choices he must make - she puts her hands on his, and lets him know that the choice is hers too. It’s not just you - we make it happen - you’re not alone.

(via norsed)

One thing you have to admire about Sims

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

(Source: pibsims, via theangelshavethehospital)